lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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