so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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