we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
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Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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