is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
It was a blind-side dick pic.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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