i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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