from now on my penis is your penis
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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