Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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