Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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