he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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