Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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