it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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