the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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