I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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