That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Randomize
