Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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