Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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