I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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