that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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