I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
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