That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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