She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I think I won the penis lottery.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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