I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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