ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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