let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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