I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I just had sex on a roof
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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