Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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