My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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