Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I need to calm my uterus...
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Randomize
