So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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