some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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