would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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