yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
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