What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
You made out with two different species that night
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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