why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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