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(612): View more from Minnesota

On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.

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(425): View more from Washington

If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab

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(903): View more from Texas

I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"

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(269): View more from Michigan

I don't know where I am but there are firefighters

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(905): View more from Ontario

Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.

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(563): View more from Iowa

WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster

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(765): View more from Indiana

What happened to your back?

(260): View more from Indiana

Rug burn. My ass is even worse.

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