I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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