I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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