I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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