Porn is love you can see.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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