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(613): View more from Ontario

I want to stick my p in your. b.

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(407): View more from Florida

is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?

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(513): View more from Ohio

Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.

(615): View more from Tennessee

That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right

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(602): View more from Arizona

at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long

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(404): View more from Georgia

So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.

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(804): View more from Virginia

Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?

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(425): View more from Washington

Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.

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(812): View more from Indiana

This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.

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