I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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