Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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