Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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