At least make sure they are 18
Why
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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