at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
nut hugger
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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