Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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