love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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