We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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