We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
You've changed since you got that strap on
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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