How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
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