Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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