he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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