this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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