shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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