she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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