I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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